Those yield however come with technologies other nations find repugnant and so ban American imports to protect domestic agriculture." The biggest issues is cultivating for logistics instead of taste. The US is a behemoth when it comes to agriculture and agriscience. Asiatic countries are super duper racists, but we call them 'xenophobic.'" The most iconic American cultural icons are ultimately a mix of local and international traditions. The US is among the most diverse nations in the world. "Also this will really sound ironic: tolerance for other cultures. And here's the key thing: many of those researchers were immigrants, or at least didn't have family going back to the Mayflower." The US has more Nobel Prize winners of all other countries combined. "After living in a house that smelled like popcorn for a few weeks, my parents just threw the rest in the garbage." "We got a huge box with like 200 packages and I was told to eat as much as I wanted." "The second was when they bought an expensive microwave about a year later and won a five-year supply of microwave popcorn. That was a good time but not so good for my weight." I went through 60 boxes in a couple of months. "I played lots of sports so I ate a lot and my parents just said I could eat as much as I wanted any time I wanted. "We got home and had about 60 left after giving away as much as possible and throwing out what didn't fit in our freezer." My mom was only able to collect at the end of the day so there weren't even that many people to hand them out to." "They ended up giving us 100 boxes all at once. They advertised it as a lifetime supply of ice cream sandwiches." The first was at a fair when I was in high school. "My parents did twice in a relatively short period of time. We became happier and a little fatter, as well." I can imagine the savings my parents gained from not having to buy as much food, which was scarce as it was. " Looking back, that win helped us out a lot when we were poor. "By that time, my parents had gone to school and got their degrees and got better-paying jobs, so the free supply of food was just a bonus." The check was for like $10k or something like that." "I remember near the time I was going to high school, we got notified that the butcher shop got bought out by a larger national chain, and the parent company just wanted to cut us a check to end it all. We were having a hard time keeping up, but that’s a good problem to have." There was even one point when the amount of meat and sodas we got doubled. "For years, we continued to get the monthly supply. "I remember sometime afterward, realizing that I hadn’t felt hunger in days or even weeks, and that was so unusual for me." My dad would have a BBQ every weekend, sometimes several times a week." "We were really poor at the time, so this was exactly something that could help the family out in enormous ways. "We got the pit a few days later, and every month we’d get a foam ice chest of various beef cuts, sausages, and steaks, a couple of dozen sodas, a bag of charcoal, lighter fluid, and a bag of whatever veggies they had around or something." "My dad put my name in one day and a few weeks later we get a call telling us we won a custom BBQ pit and a monthly supply of meat and supplies for life." "When I was a kid, I won a lifetime supply of meat from a large butcher shop in my hometown." I don't know to this day if he was messing with me, but I'm pretty sure I just told him to Google it. I think he's messing with me and just answer "masturbation." He asks what that is, and if his mom can help him. I explain to him, professionally, that he should ejaculate into the cup we provided. We tell him to go home and bring us back a sample. Teenager comes in, thinks he might be sterile.One patient called a took the "just bring it in, hand deliver it!" directions too literally and tried to shove a handful of semen through the office window. We give them two sterile cups, paper bags, and instructions. Patients have to bring in semen samples post vasectomy to make sure there was no issue with the procedure so we can declare them sterile. It's pretty wild and I have lots of stories (my poor boyfriend), but here are two of my favorites: Yes!!! This is going to get buried, but I worked in a urologist's office for a long time.
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